Casey Warz

I'm beginning to think that this whole Casey saga really could be a movie. Multiple movies. Here's how it would look:

Casey Warz:

Episode I: The Haterz Menace
- Casey launches IAFF.
- He gets a lot of media attention.
- People flock to his site.
- He declares that he will "pay back every dirty penny".
- People give him advice.
- He ignores the advice.
- He whines incessantly about his situation.
- He refuses to even consider other means of income, believing in his "magical" ability to attract "sweet deals".
- Most people start to criticize his behavior.
- Some (read: Nigel) continue to place their faith in Casey.
- Casey starts calling his critics "haterz".
- Thus, the haterz are born.

Episode II: Attack of the Kiyosaki-clones
- The No Limits Ladies show up on the scene, ostensibly to help Casey.
- Casey is awed by Kiyosaki.
- Everyone tells him to quit being such a monkey, but Casey dismisses them as haterz.
- Casey rejects East Coast Mentor in favor of the No Limit Leeches.
- Then he has contract-signer's remorse.
- But it's too late, and the NLL turn ugly (uglier?)
- This garners Casey some sympathy... but then they find out his shady past as an email scammer wasn't so "past" after all.
- Casey doesn't help by continuing to spend money like it's going out of style.
- None of that money is his own money.
- He continues looking for "sweet deals".
- He makes promises, then turns around and promptly breaks them.
- He does this over and over and over and over and...
- More haterz are born.
- Duane swoops in to save Casey from NLL.
- The haterz warn Duane about affiliating with Casey.
- Duane doesn't believe them.
- Casey continues to live the life of Riley.
- Duane realizes his mistake and leaves.
- Casey blows even more money (that is not his).
- He realizes he needs more money.
- He brings in CashCall.
- He talks about investing in more real-estate.
- He ignores his foreclosures. (Oh right, this was supposed to be about foreclosures.)
- The number of Haterz increases exponentially.
- CashCall calls.
- Casey panics.
- The Haterz pause and save his dancing monkey ass.
- Casey takes their money, then laughs at them.
- He immediately blows more money on a penny stock.
- The Haterz multiply.

*note: timelines of eps III and IV overlap.

Episode III: Revenge of Former Supporterz
- Casey continues his antics.
- His marriage starts to visibly unravel.
- Nigel distances himself from Casey.
- The foreclosures continue.
- Casey continues looking for "gold nuggets".
- The media begins to turn on him, beginning with Declan's story.
- Casey reaches for a casino deal.
- LossMitPro shows up on the scene.
- Casey manages to P.O. Duane.
- Duane becomes a Haterz.
- Duane goes over to Exurban Nation and spills ALL.
- Casey's brother Steve calls into a fraudcast and lambasts Casey.
- LossMitPro appears to be making headway.
==>start of Episode IV
- LossMitPro loses his temper.
- LossMitPro becomes a Haterz.
- Hello, kangaroos!
- Nigel becomes a Haterz.
- Former advertiser(s?) become(s) Haterz.
- Galina is an honorary Haterz.

Episode IV: A New Leaf? Hah!
- Casey shuts down the blog.
- He keeps updating the "farewell" page.
- Then he just brings the entire blog back.
- He blames this on his publisher.
- His publisher? Yes, the publisher of his book. The Foreclosure Code.
- Then he runs off to Australia.
- He needed a break.
- A long break.
- With sweet media.
- And no return flight home.

Episode V: The Haterz Strike Back
- LossMitPro files a lawsuit against Casey.
- Casey, a homeless guy with a laptop in Australia, panics.
- LossMitPro announces a court date in Sacramento.
- Casey doesn't have a ticket.
- Casey manages to procure a ticket.
- A ticket to Seattle.
- Casey enjoys his 4th of July fireworks less than .25 mile from CHJTS.
- Casey slowly makes his way back home.
- Except his keys no longer work.
- Casey actually makes his court appearance.
- Turns out the FBI is gunning for Casey.
- Casey panics.
- LossMitPro offers to settle.
- Casey throws his publisher under the bus to save his own sorry hide.
- LossMitPro will end up with the blog contents.
- Duane will end up with IAFF.
- Galina will end up with some of her debt paid off.
- Casey agrees.
- But Marty the publisher is not pleased.

*current events/future:
Episode VI: Return of the Murse? Oh wait, it never went away.
- Casey rethinks the settlement.
- Casey is still Casey.